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Chris Brown Got His Girlfriend Pregnant

MediaTakeout.com is reporting Chris Brown's girlfriend Karrauche Tran is pregnant, and by reporting I mean posting a pic of her with a slightly protruding stomach. So if you consider that concrete...

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Chris Brown Is Still Throwing Hissy Fits On Twitter

After winning a Grammy Sunday night along with being allowed to perform twice despite beating the everliving shit out of Rihanna and leaving her for dead just three years ago, you'd just assume Chris...

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Here’s Chris Brown Partying With Some Rough Looking Strippers That Aren’t His...

And of course the white girl's the one wiping her ass on the glass. We truly are the master race. Here's Chris Brown partying with what I can only assume were the only strippers he could get a hold of...

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Rihanna Puts Curse On Chris Brown Haters, Has A Penis

On Friday, Billboard posted an open letter to Rihanna explaining to her that she's sending a pretty shitty message to female fans by essentially letting Chris Brown off the hook by allowing rumors...

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Chris Brown & Karrueche Tran Have An ‘Open Relationship’ Now, Here We Go…

Adding fuel to the reports that Chris Brown and Rihanna are secretly back together, but possibly letting us know through their "music," friends of his supposed girlfriend Karrueche Tran (who we...

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Chris Brown Stole A Chick’s Phone So He Wouldn’t End Up On ‘No Website.’ It...

"I'mma do something retarded today." - Chris Brown, each morning. Chris Brown is a giant fucking idiot who does pretty much whatever he wants without fear of consequence, so what you're about to read...

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Rihanna’s Fans Scare Chris Brown’s Girlfriend. Let That Sink In For A Minute.

At any given moment during Karrueche Tran's day she might accidentally peep Chris Brown's phone making her life essentially the equivalent of humping a landmine that might go off if you sneeze wrong....

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And Chris Brown Just Publicly Dumped His Girlfriend To Be With Rihanna. Wow.

Despite this blurry picture of the back of their heads at a Jay-Z concert last night that everyone's freaking out about, I just assumed all these rumors of Chris Brown and Rihanna getting back together...

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Chris Brown Got Drunk And Made A Video About How Much He Loves Rihanna

Yesterday, Chris Brown felt the need to make a huge spectacle out of dumping his girlfriend Karrueche Tran so he can spend more time with Rihanna which prompted her to tweet the following last night:...

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Chris Brown Knocked Up Karrueche Tran Before Dumping Her For Rihanna,...

Seen here partying with Rihanna Monday night because they're not even hiding it anymore, Chris Brown reportedly knocked up Karrueche Tran, according to MediaTakeOut.com so you can almost guarantee none...

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Rihanna & Chris Brown Broke Up Before He Even Got A Chance To Kill Her....

Because now that he can stop wondering if he could still totally get Rihanna even after biting and beating her beyond recognition, Chris Brown invited his ex Karrueche Tran to Paris to finish the rest...

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And Rihanna & Chris Brown Are F*cking Again

Earlier in the month, Chris Brown got over the novelty of proving Rihanna would totally bang him again and bounced her to the curb to get back with Karrueche Tran, who in his defense, probably can't...

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Rihanna Dumped Chris Brown Again

Posted by Photo Boy On Monday Chris Brown's dad cockblocked the shit out of him by publicly stating Rihanna's not the right girl. Since then several things have happened. 1. Chris releases the track "I...

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So Maybe Chris Brown’s Hit And Run Is Bad

Yesterday, I linked to a report that Chris Brown was being charged with hit and run and basically joked that it would mean nothing. Except now comes details where it sounds like Chris Brown allegedly...

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Chris Brown Got Arrested Again

Stop me if you've heard this one before: Chris Brown couldn't control his temper so he committed felony assault. Although, that's not entirely fair because this time he actually ended up in jail where...

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There Was A #FreeTheNipple Fundraiser, Of Course

A few weeks ago, Scout Willis walked around New York City topless because Instagram doesn't allow nipples or something. The important thing is that it's a very serious issue that required very serious...

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Chris Brown Dumped After Posting Karrueche Tran’s Ass To Instagram

Over the weekend, Chris Brown posted the above pic of Karrueche Tran's ass to Instagram only to delete it and every single picture of her from his account. Turns out she'd prefer the entire Internet...

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Adrienne Bailon Tried To Save Karrueche Tran From Chris Brown

Posted by Photo Boy Chris Brown has been violently lashing out at women ever since he violently lashed out at Rihanna, almost killing her in the process. Yet here we are, five years later, somehow...

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Chris Brown Is Sorry He Called His Girlfriend A Cheating Whore

Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran apparently broke up over the weekend, so naturally Chris Brown reacted in a healthy, constructive manner (compared to what he did to Rihanna's face) by calling her a...

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Karrueche Tran In A Bikini

The last post was some god awful shit, so here's the inspiring tale of Karrueche Tran, a young girl who basically stuck her head in a lion's mouth to get famous and somehow survived long enough to pose...

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Chris Brown Is A Dad, Your God Is Dead

Chris Brown is somebody's father. This is our world now.

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Karrueche Tran Just Dumped Chris Brown On Twitter

Karrueche Tran is having none of Chris Brown's baby shit.

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Chris Brown’s Baby Mama Was Married When He Knocked Her Up

Chris Brown's baby mama was married when he put a baby in her because Karrueche Tran wouldn't let him knock her up.

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Chris Brown Interacted With His Daughter? OH GOD NO

Chris Brown spent time with his daughter. She had a good run.

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Karrueche Tran & Hailey Baldwin Are Your Bikini Pics of Harmony

Karrueche Tran and Hailey Baldwin bikini photos plus the Final Fantasy VII remake trailer because I'm throwing everything at you while I gear up to go off about Rachel Dolezal in a TL;DR post. …

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Rob Kardashian Wanted You To Think He’s Banging Karrueche Tran

Jesus, what kind of standards do you guys think Karrueche Tran has?

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Rich Assholes In Halloween Costumes: Part 1

Aubrey O'Day, Karrueche Tran, Arrow's Emily Bett Rickards, and Emily Sears are your first batch of celebrity Halloween photos that you'll probably start to hate by tomorrow. …

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The 2016 Maxim Halloween Party

The 2016 Maxim Halloween Party happened. There were boobs.

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Chris Brown Allegedly Threatened To Kill Karrueche Tran

Chris Brown allegedly threatened to shoot Karrueche Tran because he's totally changed, you guys. Why is everyone always giving him a hard time?

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Chris Brown’s Instagram Is Really Gonna Help That Restraining Order

On a scale from 1-10, how badly would you guess Chris Brown reacted to Karrueche Tran's restraining order? If you said 1,000, keep going.

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Chris Brown Has Another Restraining Order Already

Let's try this: Who hasn't Chris Brown threatened to shoot yet? That's gotta be a shorter list. Or one that doesn't exist.

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Karrueche Tran Is Playing With Her Butt Again

She's also got some hands that could star in their own horror movie... seriously, they're straight out of Pan's Labyrinth.

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